Top 10 Hottest News gals

So what if the Dow drops 2000 points in a single day, as long as one of these cuties say it, it doesn't sound that bad

10-Kyra Phillips (CNN)

This Hot CNN red head may not be a spring chicken anymore, but she has that mysterious look that never smiles... and I pucker up every time she says a word that ends in "u"

9- Lynn Berry (NBC-New York)

If you are in NY and are looking for someone to tell you that yet another hobo has flashed japanese tourists, and who can give you a bonner... You struck gold. Lynn Berry comes at number 9

8- Mika Brzenzinski (MSNBC)

8- Just the fact that she wakes up early in the morning, and puts up with Joe Scarborough on MSNBC's "Morning Joe". should be enough to put Mika on the top 5. But competition is fierce in the news business. I can tell you that Mika refusing to read news about Paris Hilton once made me so hot I dry humped the TV.

7- Briana Keilar (CNN)

I really wanted Briana to be higher on the list, but I hardly ever see her on the news. She is hot, but exposure plays a big part. Briana please expose more ;)

6- Betty Nguyen (CNN)

Betty almost made it as the most exotic news gal, but I guess we still need to visit the Spanish channels... come on Betty, show some piernas

5 Courtney Friel (Fox News)

You didn't think it was possible to get someone this hot from Fox News did you? With Courtney there, I don't know how Sarah Palin is still the crown jewel of male conservative wet dreams

4- Nicole Mitchell (The Weather Channel)

Does the Weather Chennel count? Of course it counts. A tornado is news isn't it? Now Nicole, please tell me how the heat is rising, and how steamy hot it will be... Tell me about your warm front meow

3- Erin Burnett (CNBC)

Erin has always been a crush of mine, many reasons. One she is obviously super hot. Two she is actually funny. Three she can help me make money. In short she would make me rich, happy and sexually satisfied... I wonder how good her chicken alfredo is?

2- Satcha Pretto (Primer Impacto Univision)

If you ever flip channels and go past Primer Impacto in Univision, you'd know it. Satcha is amazing even if you had no clue what she was saying. Plus I can think of many things to put her salsa moves to use... ARRIBA NUMERO 2!!!

AND THE NUMBER 1....

Contessa Brewer (MSNBC)

Contessa is not going to help you be rich like Erin, She is not going to whisper sweet nothings that you can't understand into your ear like Satcha. She has a couple of bloopers in her resume. But Contessa makes it to number one because she is quite simply the hottest woman on all of news TV. She is confident and beautiful... way out of all our leagues